So a couple of my female riding buddies (y’all know who you are!) gave me shit, because I decided to name my new bike Limpio. Apparently motorcycles owned by males need to have female names.
The reason I named my old bike after a character in Weeds, Season 5, Episode 3, played by Ramon Franco was because I never really washed that bike. I thought it was clever.
Apparently not clever enough. Now I have to name my new bike after some silly Ecuadorian spiritual cleansing ritual.
OMG forgive me Limpio…er…Limpia.